Cheap Tequila – A Funny Urban Fantasy
Funny Urban Fantasy by John Poetzel
Cheap Tequila - a funny urban fantasy
Andy Ballston uses a wide array of mind altering substances as he tries to find true love. From the innocent caffeine punch of a double tall latte, to the gut wrenching double shot of well drink tequila, Andy keeps tossing them back to ease his pain.
In all of her long life, Desdemona Albrecht never thought that she would have to rely on a scrawny kid with a penchant for marijuana. After spending the last 140 years in Seattle, she has to take a road trip to points unknown. Her little ‘sister’, Pepper, tries to help, but sometimes causes more trouble than she is worth.
If you never thought that bullfighting and Battlestar Galactica would be mentioned in the same sentence, let alone the same book, you’d be wrong on both counts!
It’s a lively romp through Seattle, Los Angeles, Mexico and even the fourth dimension as you follow this unlikely cast of characters as they try to get from one day to another.
You’ll be entranced by the magic that is woven throughout the story, and you just might want a shot of tequila yourself by the time it’s all through. (start reading Cheap Tequila in under a minute here…)
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